Into the Mud, Scum Queen!

Saw the movie The Man With Two Brains for the first time in forever...



This 1983 comedy starring Steve Martin and Kathleen Turner still holds up, check it out!

Facebook Is Selling You Out

I went to my settings to turn off the "Instant Personalization" feature as soon as I heard it was announced:



Then I went to the "What Your Friends Can Share About You" section to make sure I was all clear.



So all set, right? Nope. I went to CNN (for the first time in about 100 years) and check it out:



Not cool, Facebook.

Chess Battles From Heaven, VI

Lucifer
vs
Ghandi

Lucifer is relentless, tearing apart Ghandi's Ahimsa strategy limb from limb. Ghandi is patient, peaceful, and calm, which drives Lucifer into madness. Lucifer's insanity culminates in...

23. a7 (WTF?!?)

...ending the match in a stalemate.

Coral

I can taste this.

by Nailed-Dead

Playing Cars

Love this:

April 15th

I feel like there's something I'm forgetting to do today... something I need to mail or something... Gosh Dernit! What was that important thing I needed to do today?!?

How Much Do You Love Me?

Ever seen Les Inconnus? Well it's a really funny French sketch-comedy show and one of the three main characters, Bernard Campan, takes on a serious role in the film "How Much Do You Love Me?", which I am watching right now.



The main female role of Daniela is played by Monica Belluci (pictured above) who, to be candid, is simply not my type, but is objectively (c'est possible?) beautiful.

Gérard Depardieu also has a really cool role in the film, as Daniela's lover/husband/pimp. The dude is a smoove player, no doubt.

So is it a good movie? Should you see it? If you love French movies, yes. If you love Monica or Gérard, yes. If you like operatic soundtracks mixed with bizarre and intentionally inconsistent lighting, yes. Otherwise, steer way way clear of this one.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

A 13-year-old Croatian girl who fell into a coma woke up speaking fluent German.

The girl, from the southern town of Knin, had only just started studying German at school and had been reading German books and watching German TV to become better, but was by no means fluent, according to her parents.

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Jorca and Burtle!

Love 'em...

Jorca and Burtle

Vines!

My friend Jaclyn drew this... very cool. Click to enlarge...

Programmer Joke

Saw this on stackoverflow.com:

A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:

"Dear, can you go to the store and get us a loaf of bread? Also, if they have eggs, buy 6."

Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:

"Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

"They had eggs."