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With the silliest pride I will tell you that I said this earlier tonight to my daughter:

"Do you want to wear your pretty princess cupcake pajamas? Or your pretty pink flowers princess pajamas?"

And yes, I used my high-octave-talking-softly-to-my-daughter voice.

Proposition for Constitutional Amendment XXVIII

The office of the president or vice-president may not be held by any man or woman who has ever participated in a beauty pageant.

The voters shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate behavior in November.

Xcode . Undo

Does Xcode ask you if you are totally, completely, and entirely sure that you want to undo the changes that you so wisely saved? Do you want Xcode to stop? Do this:

01) Open Terminal
02) Paste the Following:
defaults write com.apple.Xcode XCShowUndoPastSaveWarning NO
03) Quit Xcode (and Terminal!)
04) Open Xcode

Rock on!

Brace Yourself

Your faith in humanity might be called into question by the contents of this video. There is nothing I can say to prepare you for what you are about to see, if you dare to click here.

Delete x 2

I just opened up my email and was overwhelmed by the spam and junk. I spent five minutes just shredding and deleting email after email... thinking wtf?!?... then realized that last night, after looking in my trash folder for something, I didnt switch back to my inbox. So I just spent five minutes deleting the emails I had deleted last night. And I'm an expert.

Morrissey + NFL = Dear God Why?!?

I love Football.
I love Morrissey.

I despise this.

Headph.

The left audio on my supernice sennheiser headphones is gone. Fekk. Fekk fekk fekk fekk fekk fekk fekk.