Paytience:
Delaying the delivery of your money into the jar so that the cashier sees your tip.
Knowtice:
The art of pretending you dont notice someone is looking at you.
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I've certainly been guilty of 'Paytience' before.
I remember seeing Rich Hall - Mr. Sniglets - at a Happy Mondays/Bongwater show in Hollywood back in the day. I was pretty drunk, juiced enough that I thought it would be a good idea to go tell him I loved him. But while I was en route, I spotted a clearly strung out Dave Gahan, so my friends and I went to fuck with him instead.
Good times...
wow. those are awesome. can i blog your genius?
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