The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (III)

< Cartoon by Danny Shanahan for The New Yorker

"Can anyone read this? Excuse me, can I have your attention please? Can anyone read this?!?"
Submitted by Tom Zereck
Shuttle, NM

"Yes, I admit it! I broke the 7th commandment and stole this menu from Szechuan King!"
Submitted by Lee Adama
Milkyweigh, KA

"And if we make the rim this high the game will be more challenging and this dunking nonsense will come to an abrupt end! By the way, Pitt will win the NCAA Tournament in 2009 despite Xmastime's lack of faith in their skillzzzzzz!"
Submitted by Edna Butterfrock
St Sebastien, IL

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (II)

< Cartoon by Tom Cheney for The New Yorker>

"Oh My God! Harold! Harold! Call 911! For the love of God! Call 911!!!"
Submitted by Sarah Mellick
Balpeck, NJ

"Oh great. A car just crashed into our bedroom. Well, at least it didnt actually touch our bed, because I just washed these sheets and getting those fitted sheets onto the bed is quite a pain, dont you think?"
Submitted by Merrily Sinex
Arturine, NM

"I'm telling you honey, that must be a flying car. Look at the angle... it came through the roof AND the wall. A normal car driving on the road could never have gotten that high. If you dont believe me, fine, but I know I'm right. Just like I was right last Thursday when you said 30 Rock was a repeat, and you said it wasnt, but it was, remember?"
Submitted by John Pilgrim
Grapenest, AL

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures

< Cartoon by David Sipress for The New Yorker>

"Hey! Close that door or I'll kill you like I killed all those other guys who didnt close that door!"
Submitted by Patrick Baliotti
New Trier, SD

"Hey! Dont step on my big white cardboard cutouts!"
Submitted by Marc O'Connell
Excalibur, ME

"Hey! Just because a lot of people have been shot and killed here doesnt mean this isnt a friendly bar! We've just had a run of bad luck that's all! C'mon, give a guy a break!"
Submitted by Gretchen Icelander
West Islip, FL