Saturday, March 14, 2009

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures

< Cartoon by David Sipress for The New Yorker>

"Hey! Close that door or I'll kill you like I killed all those other guys who didnt close that door!"
Submitted by Patrick Baliotti
New Trier, SD

"Hey! Dont step on my big white cardboard cutouts!"
Submitted by Marc O'Connell
Excalibur, ME

"Hey! Just because a lot of people have been shot and killed here doesnt mean this isnt a friendly bar! We've just had a run of bad luck that's all! C'mon, give a guy a break!"
Submitted by Gretchen Icelander
West Islip, FL


stuporfly said...

Oh, man...Dig these...

There's a whole bunch over there, if you're feeling adventurous.

mamalizza said...

#2 might've won!