Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Natalie Walker . Waking Dream
I havent seen Twilight. I cant vouch for Twilight. But this song was my #1 song of 2006, so I might just have to watch it now...
... and how bad can a vampire movie be?
... and how bad can a vampire movie be?
Monday, March 30, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Ater Last Season == WTF?
Is this some sort of sociological experiment? I cant wrap my mind around the fact that this trailer is on the Apple site:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/afterlastseason/
This cant be real, right?
http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/afterlastseason/
This cant be real, right?
Friday, March 27, 2009
GUI Interface + Visual Basic + IP Address = Gold.
This made my day:
CSI New York "VB GUI Interface" - Watch today’s top amazing videos here
"I'll create a GUI interface using visual basic, see if i can track an ip address..."
CSI New York "VB GUI Interface" - Watch today’s top amazing videos here
"I'll create a GUI interface using visual basic, see if i can track an ip address..."
Thursday, March 26, 2009
The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (III)
< Cartoon by Danny Shanahan for The New Yorker
"Can anyone read this? Excuse me, can I have your attention please? Can anyone read this?!?"
Submitted by Tom Zereck
Shuttle, NM
"Yes, I admit it! I broke the 7th commandment and stole this menu from Szechuan King!"
Submitted by Lee Adama
Milkyweigh, KA
"And if we make the rim this high the game will be more challenging and this dunking nonsense will come to an abrupt end! By the way, Pitt will win the NCAA Tournament in 2009 despite Xmastime's lack of faith in their skillzzzzzz!"
Submitted by Edna Butterfrock
St Sebastien, IL
Labels:
Caption,
Cartoon,
Contest,
New Yorker
Janowski's Dozen
Did anyone notice that Stevie Janowski brought 11 deviled eggs to the Cutler/Buchanon barbeque? I just love that he ate one.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Mas March Madness
Siena in 2OT! That's why I watch. There is no better sporting event than the NCAA Tournament.
Friday, March 20, 2009
March Madness
Dear God,
Please, please, please let someone with a better understanding of sports be promoted as the executive-producer of the NCAA Basketball tournament on CBS. How can anyone think that it is a good idea to show the entire Siena v Ohio State game and then with less than a minute left to go -- IN OVERTIME -- to start jumping back and forth over to the Florida State v Wisconsin game?!?
Love Nerdhappy
Please, please, please let someone with a better understanding of sports be promoted as the executive-producer of the NCAA Basketball tournament on CBS. How can anyone think that it is a good idea to show the entire Siena v Ohio State game and then with less than a minute left to go -- IN OVERTIME -- to start jumping back and forth over to the Florida State v Wisconsin game?!?
Love Nerdhappy
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (II)
< Cartoon by Tom Cheney for The New Yorker>
"Oh My God! Harold! Harold! Call 911! For the love of God! Call 911!!!"
Submitted by Sarah Mellick
Balpeck, NJ
"Oh great. A car just crashed into our bedroom. Well, at least it didnt actually touch our bed, because I just washed these sheets and getting those fitted sheets onto the bed is quite a pain, dont you think?"
Submitted by Merrily Sinex
Arturine, NM
"I'm telling you honey, that must be a flying car. Look at the angle... it came through the roof AND the wall. A normal car driving on the road could never have gotten that high. If you dont believe me, fine, but I know I'm right. Just like I was right last Thursday when you said 30 Rock was a repeat, and you said it wasnt, but it was, remember?"
Submitted by John Pilgrim
Grapenest, AL
Labels:
Caption,
Cartoon,
Contest,
New Yorker
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
So good
01) Go to google.com
02) Type: find chuck norris
03) Click "I'm feeling lucky"
(compliments of this guy via reddit.com)
02) Type: find chuck norris
03) Click "I'm feeling lucky"
(compliments of this guy via reddit.com)
I'll take...
A glass bottle of Coke and a buttered roll
over
A slice of pizza and a can of sprite
... anyday.
over
A slice of pizza and a can of sprite
... anyday.
St Patrick's Day
I know they were only 18-14, but Notre Dame beat #6 Texas, #11 Georgetown, and #4 Louisville. No love for the Irish I tells ya, but I feel worse for these guys.
Oh yeah, on March 19th: Radford 71, UNC 70. Book it.
Oh yeah, on March 19th: Radford 71, UNC 70. Book it.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures
< Cartoon by David Sipress for The New Yorker>
"Hey! Close that door or I'll kill you like I killed all those other guys who didnt close that door!"
Submitted by Patrick Baliotti
New Trier, SD
"Hey! Dont step on my big white cardboard cutouts!"
Submitted by Marc O'Connell
Excalibur, ME
"Hey! Just because a lot of people have been shot and killed here doesnt mean this isnt a friendly bar! We've just had a run of bad luck that's all! C'mon, give a guy a break!"
Submitted by Gretchen Icelander
West Islip, FL
"Hey! Close that door or I'll kill you like I killed all those other guys who didnt close that door!"
Submitted by Patrick Baliotti
New Trier, SD
"Hey! Dont step on my big white cardboard cutouts!"
Submitted by Marc O'Connell
Excalibur, ME
"Hey! Just because a lot of people have been shot and killed here doesnt mean this isnt a friendly bar! We've just had a run of bad luck that's all! C'mon, give a guy a break!"
Submitted by Gretchen Icelander
West Islip, FL
Labels:
Caption,
Cartoon,
Contest,
New Yorker
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Chess Battles From Heaven, V
L. Ron Hubbard
vs
Susan B. Anthony
L Ron insists that Susan take the white pieces, but she refuses. He opens with e4, and despite thousands of years of chess strategy declaring not to take your Queen out early, Susan responds with d5... After her pawn is captured, she brings out the Grand Lady and mops the floor with L Ron's pawns, which he refers to as his "eight dynamics".
vs
Susan B. Anthony
L Ron insists that Susan take the white pieces, but she refuses. He opens with e4, and despite thousands of years of chess strategy declaring not to take your Queen out early, Susan responds with d5... After her pawn is captured, she brings out the Grand Lady and mops the floor with L Ron's pawns, which he refers to as his "eight dynamics".
Labels:
chess
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
What can you do with your time...
... if you dont take your time to do what you can do with your time?
Friday, March 6, 2009
Lesser Gods Make Tiny Problems
Sweater, check.
Coat, check.
Backpack, check.
Three minutes into my walk to work I was attacked by an upper middle back itch from the shady side of the river styx. Despite my best efforts to defend myself (cut to: grown man on sidewalk clumsily reaching for the pretty arrow in his spine) I couldnt reach it, "Almost... there...".
Then this arrives on my walkman: Young Folks
A good song, but not a good song when you cant scratch that itch. There's a tambourine-y thing in the beginning that sounds exactly like itching, and that whistling just sings, "I'm a little itch you cannot reach! You can try but you will fail. Did you really think that you could scratch me?"
Coat, check.
Backpack, check.
Three minutes into my walk to work I was attacked by an upper middle back itch from the shady side of the river styx. Despite my best efforts to defend myself (cut to: grown man on sidewalk clumsily reaching for the pretty arrow in his spine) I couldnt reach it, "Almost... there...".
Then this arrives on my walkman: Young Folks
A good song, but not a good song when you cant scratch that itch. There's a tambourine-y thing in the beginning that sounds exactly like itching, and that whistling just sings, "I'm a little itch you cannot reach! You can try but you will fail. Did you really think that you could scratch me?"
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Chess Battles From Heaven, IV
Ayn Rand
vs
Crispus Attucks
"Every pawn for himself!", Ayn cries as she leads off with an atrociously daring a4. Crispus himself is brazen. He has no qualms about working his pieces into a frenzy, and even throws his wooden pieces across the board. When Crispus tries to take Ayn's pawn, Ayn has a fit, screaming, "You cant take that! How can I play chess with others if I dont have pieces for myself? Mine! Mine! Mine!". Crispus is secretly glad to have avoided the massacre as Ayn takes all of her pieces and storms away.
vs
Crispus Attucks
"Every pawn for himself!", Ayn cries as she leads off with an atrociously daring a4. Crispus himself is brazen. He has no qualms about working his pieces into a frenzy, and even throws his wooden pieces across the board. When Crispus tries to take Ayn's pawn, Ayn has a fit, screaming, "You cant take that! How can I play chess with others if I dont have pieces for myself? Mine! Mine! Mine!". Crispus is secretly glad to have avoided the massacre as Ayn takes all of her pieces and storms away.
Labels:
chess
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
my Mom learned me that things happen in threes
This morning when I left my house, Ambition (The Doves) was playing on the stereo. The first song that came on as I walked to work was Ambition again. Look for that word to pop up once more today.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Alliance
If you ever ask yourself 'why should we remain allied with country X?'.
Stop. Rewind. Start over again.
We should be allied with everyone.
Stop. Rewind. Start over again.
We should be allied with everyone.
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