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Natalie Walker . Waking Dream

I havent seen Twilight. I cant vouch for Twilight. But this song was my #1 song of 2006, so I might just have to watch it now...



... and how bad can a vampire movie be?

Flow

I really love this, but I have no idea who is responsible.

This is the website.

Ater Last Season == WTF?

Is this some sort of sociological experiment? I cant wrap my mind around the fact that this trailer is on the Apple site:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/afterlastseason/

This cant be real, right?

GUI Interface + Visual Basic + IP Address = Gold.

This made my day:


CSI New York "VB GUI Interface" - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

"I'll create a GUI interface using visual basic, see if i can track an ip address..."

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (III)

< Cartoon by Danny Shanahan for The New Yorker

"Can anyone read this? Excuse me, can I have your attention please? Can anyone read this?!?"
Submitted by Tom Zereck
Shuttle, NM

"Yes, I admit it! I broke the 7th commandment and stole this menu from Szechuan King!"
Submitted by Lee Adama
Milkyweigh, KA

"And if we make the rim this high the game will be more challenging and this dunking nonsense will come to an abrupt end! By the way, Pitt will win the NCAA Tournament in 2009 despite Xmastime's lack of faith in their skillzzzzzz!"
Submitted by Edna Butterfrock
St Sebastien, IL

Janowski's Dozen

Did anyone notice that Stevie Janowski brought 11 deviled eggs to the Cutler/Buchanon barbeque? I just love that he ate one.

This is weak

They should throw in a pair of pre-ripped blue jeans with these axes.
Shame on you, Fender.

Somchai Yoosabai to the Rescue!

Do whatever a spider can.

Mas March Madness

Siena in 2OT! That's why I watch. There is no better sporting event than the NCAA Tournament.

March Madness

Dear God,

Please, please, please let someone with a better understanding of sports be promoted as the executive-producer of the NCAA Basketball tournament on CBS. How can anyone think that it is a good idea to show the entire Siena v Ohio State game and then with less than a minute left to go -- IN OVERTIME -- to start jumping back and forth over to the Florida State v Wisconsin game?!?

Love Nerdhappy

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures (II)

< Cartoon by Tom Cheney for The New Yorker>

"Oh My God! Harold! Harold! Call 911! For the love of God! Call 911!!!"
Submitted by Sarah Mellick
Balpeck, NJ

"Oh great. A car just crashed into our bedroom. Well, at least it didnt actually touch our bed, because I just washed these sheets and getting those fitted sheets onto the bed is quite a pain, dont you think?"
Submitted by Merrily Sinex
Arturine, NM

"I'm telling you honey, that must be a flying car. Look at the angle... it came through the roof AND the wall. A normal car driving on the road could never have gotten that high. If you dont believe me, fine, but I know I'm right. Just like I was right last Thursday when you said 30 Rock was a repeat, and you said it wasnt, but it was, remember?"
Submitted by John Pilgrim
Grapenest, AL

Crazy Amazy

An ambiguous animation painted on public walls

So good

01) Go to google.com

02) Type: find chuck norris

03) Click "I'm feeling lucky"

(compliments of this guy via reddit.com)

I'll take...

A glass bottle of Coke and a buttered roll

over

A slice of pizza and a can of sprite

... anyday.

St Patrick's Day

I know they were only 18-14, but Notre Dame beat #6 Texas, #11 Georgetown, and #4 Louisville. No love for the Irish I tells ya, but I feel worse for these guys.

Oh yeah, on March 19th: Radford 71, UNC 70. Book it.

A Poem

Although I stay up very late,
I always shoot my arrow straight.

The New Yorker . Cartoon Caption Contest Failures

< Cartoon by David Sipress for The New Yorker>

"Hey! Close that door or I'll kill you like I killed all those other guys who didnt close that door!"
Submitted by Patrick Baliotti
New Trier, SD

"Hey! Dont step on my big white cardboard cutouts!"
Submitted by Marc O'Connell
Excalibur, ME

"Hey! Just because a lot of people have been shot and killed here doesnt mean this isnt a friendly bar! We've just had a run of bad luck that's all! C'mon, give a guy a break!"
Submitted by Gretchen Icelander
West Islip, FL

Jon Stewart Rocks

Chess Battles From Heaven, V

L. Ron Hubbard
vs
Susan B. Anthony

L Ron insists that Susan take the white pieces, but she refuses. He opens with e4, and despite thousands of years of chess strategy declaring not to take your Queen out early, Susan responds with d5... After her pawn is captured, she brings out the Grand Lady and mops the floor with L Ron's pawns, which he refers to as his "eight dynamics".

Take It Or Leave It

This one has "nice" written all over it:
Marissa Nadler . Diamond Hearts

1788-1824

Letter writing is the only device for combining solitude with good company.
+ George Gordon Byron, poet (1788-1824)

What can you do with your time...

... if you dont take your time to do what you can do with your time?

Lesser Gods Make Tiny Problems

Sweater, check.
Coat, check.
Backpack, check.

Three minutes into my walk to work I was attacked by an upper middle back itch from the shady side of the river styx. Despite my best efforts to defend myself (cut to: grown man on sidewalk clumsily reaching for the pretty arrow in his spine) I couldnt reach it, "Almost... there...".

Then this arrives on my walkman: Young Folks

A good song, but not a good song when you cant scratch that itch. There's a tambourine-y thing in the beginning that sounds exactly like itching, and that whistling just sings, "I'm a little itch you cannot reach! You can try but you will fail. Did you really think that you could scratch me?"

Chess Battles From Heaven, IV

Ayn Rand
vs
Crispus Attucks

"Every pawn for himself!", Ayn cries as she leads off with an atrociously daring a4. Crispus himself is brazen. He has no qualms about working his pieces into a frenzy, and even throws his wooden pieces across the board. When Crispus tries to take Ayn's pawn, Ayn has a fit, screaming, "You cant take that! How can I play chess with others if I dont have pieces for myself? Mine! Mine! Mine!". Crispus is secretly glad to have avoided the massacre as Ayn takes all of her pieces and storms away.

my Mom learned me that things happen in threes

This morning when I left my house, Ambition (The Doves) was playing on the stereo. The first song that came on as I walked to work was Ambition again. Look for that word to pop up once more today.

Jungle-icious

Safari 4 Beta is out and about.

1694-1778

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
+ Voltaire (1694-1778)

Alliance

If you ever ask yourself 'why should we remain allied with country X?'.
Stop. Rewind. Start over again.
We should be allied with everyone.